Mom: I wish I was as pretty as you when I was your age!
Parents Friends: How many boys do you have chasing after you now?
Grandparents: Look at our beautiful granddaughter! How many hearts have you broken this week?
School: Someone touch it with a stick so we know it doesn't bite.
Me: Well I'd like to be pretty.
Hands : Oh, I'll just grab those 5 cupcakes to make you fat.
Boobs: I don't feel like growing.
Stomach: I'm getting bigger everyday, got a problem with that?
Zits: My family is moving on your forehead.
Thighs: Oh I want to jiggle when you walk, is that okay?
Hair: I don't feel like being flat or curly, so I'll just go with being inbetween.
Face: Having a double chin, wow so cool!
Ass: Food, you can stay here.
Boys who cheat on beautiful, truly lovely girls,...